if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions
Wow. This girl built a prosthetic leg for herself out of legos. OUT OF LEGOS.
Officially the coolest girl in the world.
this girl takes stepping on legos and beats the shit out of it and makes them her bitch
2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops are absolutely useless
MY DAD TOLD MY 9 YEAR OLD BROTHER NOT TO SAY THE WORD DESSERT ANYMORE SO HE NICKNAMED IT “THE BIG D”
EVERY NIGHT HE COMES IN AFTER DINNER AND ASKS “Can I have the big D now?” AND I ALWAYS START CHOKING ON MY FOOD
could you say you were choking on the big D?
everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox
if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god
i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT
my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was being babysat by our family friend’s son who was visiting and he saw me drawing randall form monsters inc and he was like oh can i have this i’ll hang it in my office! and i was like okay and then when my dad picked me up he told me that the guy (his name was larry) was an animator on the movie and 4 year old me cried
I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask
will never stop rebloging this